I pulled my gun and he fell with a thud and I rode away on The Tennessee Stud.

A lady proposed the other day that she name her car 'The Tennessee Mare'. I smacked down the suggestion on two counts.

1. Only my sweetheart's car can be called 'The Tennessee Mare'. This lady's current engagement prohibits such an arrangement.

(I pulled my gun and he fell with a thud and I rode away on the Tennessee Stud)

2. Her car is a Ford Festiva. The Tennessee Stud has standards.