"Do you...like...stuff?" Yes, I certainly do!

I like my new phone, because it is smaller than my old one, doesn't dick me around and doesn't have anything it doesn't need (Like one of those irritating, superfluous and fragile joystick things).

What it does have is CDMA coverage and a single point battery charger that makes a solid connection every time.

I like trees, because they look nice and perform several useful functions for free. Many humans have trouble performing even one useful function, and usually charge through the nose for it.

Other things:

Old furniture. If we can't have old growth in a forest anymore, I 'd at least like some in my living room.

Gospel music, coffee and a greasy breakfast the morning after a night on the sauce.

Books, specifically those not written by entreprenuers.

Chainsaws.

Toyota Landcruisers with lights and sirens on the roof.

Really. Expensive. Suits.

Driving in wet weather.

Firearms, and the environmental good that can be achieved with same.

...and many other things besides.